This Best UK Spoken Word Show award winner is the true story of all the reasons never to move. A rip-roaring roam around the world, this show takes you from the USSR
all the way to present day London, via Washington DC, North Vietnam
and the Ugandan war, asking what is home and how do you get there?
An incredible real story, at times almost unbelievable - all told in a frank honest and humorous way - you’ll encounter laughter and surprise at
every twist and turn in this whirlwind of an adventure.
This performance is part of the Inn Crowd Project
The Palace Thursday 24th August 2017 21:00
Join us for a thrilling space adventure, led by Emma Press poet Rachel Piercey. How big is the universe? Are there dogs in space? What if your friend – or your grandad – was an alien? In Space and Aliens, you will discover some unusual aliens, learn some fascinating facts, and travel to the stars as you write your own extra-terrestrial poem. Rachel will chat with the audience about the subject, perform some poems with audience interaction, and lead the group in either a joint or individual poem writing session. The performance will end with a reading of some of the new poems. Age suitability 7 - 13 years
This performance is part of the Inn Crowd Project.
The Palace Wednesday 30th August 2017 16:00
Meet Wheeze, the organic organ, the vital organ, an awkward orchestra. Wheeze is an organ made from found materials. Come and make your own music on the giant activity centre under the expert eye of the Engineer. Play a solo, have a jam with friends and strangers, operate the devices to provide the puff for the
many sounds that will emerge from its virtual lungs and vocal cords. During the day Wheeze will go into live mode, featuring the Barker and one of his many friends, who will bring the fantastical machine to life. Whether it’s a dancer, or an actor or even another musician Wheeze takes centre stage in its
very own concerto. Each performance lasts 10-15 minutes and will show off the machine to its fullest capacity while encouraging anyone to come and play and have a go.
Etchingham Fete Saturday 9th September 2017 12:00
Tenterden Folk Festival Saturday 7th October 2017 11:00
Roll up, roll up for a cabaret celebration of your favourite literary sisters, their lives and times!
This affectionate tribute is a performative romp conducted with tongues firmly in cheeks! Hosts Maria (glamour puss, academic, thespian) and her assistant Brannie (ensemble cast, backstage crew, musician, general dog’s body) try their best to pay homage to Charlotte, Emily, Anne and their family – but best laid plans quickly go hysterically awry! Story-telling, music, audience games and sketches create wuthering delights in a show that has been hailed as the anarchic love child of French and Saunders and Hinge and Brackett! Age suitability 12+
This performance is part of the Inn Crowd project.
The Star Inn, Waldron Wednesday 13th September 2017 19:30
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